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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Da Vinci Code Smokescreen...

As everyone knows, Da Vinci Code is everywhere, on everyone's mind. What better way to attract attention to the religion. The Church is behind this. Believe it or not, but Jesus, Mary and the holy grail child is a smokescreen. What did the Templar Knights find? It did'nt have anything to do with Jesus. Why would so much be given to the Templars? To protect a story? I know a lot of people are gullible, but not me! Jesus was a Jew who would have been married, with as many children born as possible, As a Messiah with no wife at his age would not have been held at such asteem; in those times..

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Making Life a little easier...

Wondering,
wouldn't life be easier if certain inventions were invented?
To start; What buggs?

Smogging cars..
Let's see, Maybe a permanently installed filtration system, kind of like your fish filter, or RO water filtration system. Guaranteed to last 50,000 miles. Filter replacement cartridges can be purchased at your local auto parts store. Verification of new filters would be the verification numbers on the filters written on your next registration notice...Or if verification of actual installation of product is required, your local gas station may do that for five dollars.
I see the system appearing to me as a cylindrical shaped. About 16 to 18 inches long, and 5 inches or so in diameter. Upon first installation, the mechanic would locate a straight section of exhaust pipe under the vehicle. Cut out that section and weld in the filtration system. Installing the individual filters within the system would be as easy as opening up an old-fashioned bread box. Unbolt the top two bolts and the center section of the filtration system swings down to reveal a honeycomb internal structure.. This is where the possibilities are. The entire honeycomb section could be the removable filter, there could be three to five separate stages in which there would be three to five removable filters. The vehicle's own electrical system could interact with the filtration system as to electrically charge pollutant particles to cling to the filters to minimize power loss. We can do it with water, why not cars. Let's call it."SMOG-BE-GONE"

Making Coffee/Tea/Hot Water..
Now I know some of you actually enjoy making these drinks on a daily basis, myself, I work 5, sometimes 6 days a week and not all days I am awake at the correct time. I have owned a programmable coffee maker and it worked ok. If you remembered to add the water, or the coffee, with the filter. The problem with coffee making is 1. The freshness of the coffee. 2. The disposal of the used coffee and filter. 3. The amount of clean water needed to make coffee. Now I'm not saying this invention is for everybody. But I wish it was out there to add to my newly remodeled kitchen.
Let's see, combine your dishwashers technology with your current coffee makers technology and the look of your installed microwave with the coffee pot at the right, or left side. The "EVERLAST COFFEE MAKER" is equipped with it's own RO system to attach and filter your current tap water into sweet tasting tears from heaven.
There could be two different models, the permanently installed model(more expensive), or the countertop version(less expensive). Permanently installed model would have water lines run professionally while the countertop model would have you run your line at or near your sink. Problem #1. The freshness of your favorite coffee. Why not leave it in it's original packaging? With some minor modification the container, it could be directly inserted into the coffee maker. Imagine a funnel shape top. remove safety seal from 1/2" opening at top of cone lid, insert and lock coffee maker coffee bracket(kind of like a dog feeder dispenser, or candy dispenser that when pressed lets out a pre-determined amount), and place upside down in the side, or front of your coffee maker. Problem one solved, the anamatronics at Disneyland could make that work.
Problem #2 The disposal of used coffee and filter. I have used the so-called filterless coffee makers and they don't work that well. But I believe that the filterless maker would be the best option in this situation. There would be a two or three stage coffee ground catcher. It would be capable of being flushed out after every pot of coffee.( If there is even a pot,, think about it. Coffee on demand... Just like your water/ice dispenser on your refrigerator... But Wait, that's next year's model...).The disposal of used coffee grounds would be stored in a waste bin holder at the bottom of the maker, dry and ready to dump. Capable of holding one month's supply of used coffee grounds. It looks and acts like the crumb catcher of your toaster. Problem #3 The amount of clean water. This one is cake. Built in RO system and water lines run..

Traffic/Rubbernecks..
Now here's one that really Bugg's. People who slow down to look at an accident, or police activity on the side of the road. I have a very ingenious solution. I work in the trade show business and in that business I utilize all sorts of break-downable
portable displays for businesses to get their ideas and products out to the people.. One of which is called a pop-up. Made out of lightweight aluminum it expands into a 10' wall about 8' tall and under a foot deep. It functions kind of like an accordian expanding out. It packs into a 2' tall by 10 inches by 10 inches and weighs about 5lbs. It could be modified with a weighted base and a single roll-on panel for stability and quickness of install. CRASH! Whoops. Accident on the 405 fwy. Chp unit is responding. Fenderbender nothing bad but traffic going both directions slows to a crawl because lookieloo's want to see something..Chp arrives, Pop's the trunk and pulls out the "RUBBERNECKER". Within Seconds, the entire accident is shielded by a sign that reads, "Have A Nice Day." With a big smiley-face on it...

I'll come up with some more a little later... For Sure...

Friday, April 01, 2005

Burn Your Bras (Bra"s possessive)(thank's to my wife...

Hi all, Got me a blog,, sounds kinda funny, like the morning after finished a plate of eggs, not quite cooked, coming back up... Hopefully better than that...

To Candice, Got Me a Blog...... Member wen U had tu use a papar un pensul??? ..... this is so cuull... Promise I will be more eliquent in later posts. Gotta have fun first though.. My wife is Soo Hot, She turned Me on to this blog thing.. She said Blog and man if I did'nt hear somethin' else... Drink a couple O' beers and Blog spoken fast sounds ... well, Anyway. Hi Yall, Got a little country in me tonite. Wish I had a campfire to sit by, Love to stare at the devil flames and relax.. The Devil you say? God love Religion,, He is laughing his ass off...
Just a taste of future blogs... Night all...